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Have you ever been in the embarrassing position of walking up to someone and seeing their fly is open? Not really sure what to say without things getting too uncomfortable? Well, you are in luck because I've compiled a list of things to say when the barn door is open ...

So although I haven't personally experienced the following hijinx, I have watched a guy I know go through this ritual, several times.

Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditsy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during your time on the team that have surprising application in the business world.

Some of us reading this may not realize that before email, there was just the United State Post Office delivering our precious mail thru rain, sleet, snow and dogs with bad attitudes. And even if it took them 50 years (yep, it really happened) they would deliver you're mail to whomever was still alive by then. Well, the post office still delivers mail, but now we have options ? yes, I'm talking about email, which has revolutionized the way we send and receive mail.

Few people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless it happens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it. You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400 different kinds of gas in one human fart

I've come to the conclusion (and it's only taken me 50 years) that Opposites DO Attract!

One of the most common human experiences that two or more (depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love. But, it?s not always easy to tell if you are in ?like?, ?lust? or full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I?ve created this list of signs that you may be crazy in love!

Have you heard "You drink too much" from friends or you're significant other? Need some way to determine if this is true or not? Well, here is a list of signs that you may (or may not be) a drunk!

I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.

If you're in the mood for laughter and funny quotes, I've got some good news for you. We're getting ready to celebrate National Smile Week and the funny quotes are flowing. It's fun, humor, laughter and smiles for everyone. If these 16 funny quotes don't have you smiling in the end, nothing will.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub ... If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober.

From Seinfeld - Jerry: He's a bubble boy. George: A bubble boy?! Susan: What's a bubble boy?! Jerry: He lives in a bubble! George: BOY! When I consider everything good that?s happened in my life, it?s all been due to taking risks. When you look at your dreams, do they require you to sometimes be uncomfortable? To stretch outside of your safe zone ? outside of your ?bubble?? Absolutely! Do you want to hear a confession? The first few times Kelly McCausey asked ...

Every year I am amazed at the range of emotions that occur during the Christams Season. Everything from extreme joy, to extreme depression. And the worst of it is the people that choose to skip the holidays or just go thru the motions of what Christmas is all about. For those folks I've listed their 'Scrooge-isms' in the hope of putting the spirit of Christmas back into perspective!

How stressed are you really? Take this quiz to find out. Mark as many of the items below that you identify with. _ Calgon! Take me away! What would you give for a vacation right now? If you named a body part, then you?re feeling too stressed. _ I?ve fallen and I can?t get up. Is this how you feel in the morning when the alarm goes off? _ Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz?oh what a relief it is. Are you experiencing stomach aches, headaches, or other physical signs of stre...

Are you concerned that you may be a geek, but just aren't sure? Well then you should take the Ultimate Geek Meter and find out once and for all if you should come out of that closet and embrace your geekhood!

Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during vacation time is less than 20 seconds. This is one reason time goes by so quickly on vacation.

Hey fatso! Are you worried that you'll eventually blob away into a huge clump of cholesterol and die of a giant coronary? Screw exercise - a scientist has said that watching Kingpin is just as good for your heart.

Growing old does have one benefit ... experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can't resist telling me I need to clean my pool, but heres the list anyway.

Heres some helpful information to help you decide if you fit into the "small town" mold. Remember .. theres no shame in coming from a small town ... unless everybody in town was your relative ...

Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells --Or, Beware of Blackberries, Cell phones and Laptops!--

Humor should be on the agenda of every working man, woman and unemployed. Here are some pointers to help you turn your life around and see it through rose colored glasses.

Educate yourself on the specific cunningness and thoughtfulness used by the female sex for turning the man into a crazed maniac. Read some laughable parables.

Many reckless lawsuits are pushing companies into using labels on their products that just seem silly. While labels should provide useful and relevant information like instructions, warnings and ingredients, sometimes the wording used on these labels seems a little off kilter.

Mark Twain didn't get famous by accident and Mark Twain quotes can shed some light on why we adore this all-American writer. A little humor, a bit of wit and a good measure of down-right common sense make Mark Twain quotes some of the best to be read. Enjoy these Mark Twain quotes, especially during Humor Month.

10 multiple choice trivia questions about the month of March

Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a bartender. Believe it or not, I actually went to "school" to learn this trade. I was living in Las Vegas at the time, and I decided to attend a local bartending academy (translated - you pay us and we'll get you a job as a bartender).