Are You a Lover or a Loner?
Love means lots of things to lots of people. For some, it's a blissful over-abundance of romance, passion or friendship. To others, it's little more than than a drippy narcotic for the weak and an excuse to baby-talk. And to still others, it's plain evil, as pop music has eloquently put it, stinks.
At various times, we've been a little bit of all three. But where do you stand on the issue? Take this snappy little 10-question quiz to find out whether you're a LOVER or a LONER.
1. A heart-shaped box of chocolate is:
a. a beautiful, thoughtful gift
b. a high-calorie dessert
c. an express train to Clogged Artery City
2) On weekends, holidays or Valentine's Day, you look forward to:
a. spending time with my partner
b. nothing terribly special, it's just another day
c. dressing up in an overcoat, going to a city park, and shouting "Shame On You!" at anybody holding hands
3. When you were in elementary school and all the kids gave out valentines on February 14, you usually...
a. got a little bit more than most everybody else
b. got a respectable amount
c. organized the pencil tray in your desk
4. Which of these historical or mythological figures do you admire the most?
a. Cupid, the Roman god of love who brought romance to whomever his arrow hit
b. St. Valentine himself, who was a pretty nice guy and a Catholic martyr, but doesn't technically have anything to do with romance
c. Thor, the Norse god of Thunder who smashed enemies' heads with a hammer
5. A flower is:
a. A tender means of romantic expression
b. A plant
c. A blight on landscaping
6. Which flower would you most likely give to someone?
a. A red rose, because it means I'm passionate
b. A bayleaf, because it represents hope
c. A white gladiolus, because it's used in funerals
7. Which of these actual sayings on candy Sweethearts is your favorite?
a. "Be Mine"
b. "Angel"
c. "Please send a lock of your hair by return mail"
8. Where would your ideal anniversary party be held?
a. An elegant, old-fashioned ballroom
b. A friendly neighborhood bar or club
c. In the basement, where the water heater constantly squeals like a pig
9. Complete this poem: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet..."
a. "And I love you"
b. "And so are you"
c. "Won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
10. Finally, which romantic movie would you most likely watch at any given moment?
a. "Sleepless in Seattle"
b. "Casablanca"
c. "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
To take this test for real, goto http://www.ecrush.com/quizes/loverloner/
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